Dear partners,

In advanced warning – no we’re NOT in the mood.

YES we are f**king fed up.

YES You should order takeaway again (and dont you dare emphasise the AGAIN or mention our slimming world membership )

And ABSOLUTELY YES get another bottle out.

this won’t be forever, we don’t REALLY hate you, or the children. But we are struggling right now.
We know you are too.
We’re doing our best soldiering through.

Love us,
The tired, workingfromhome,homeschooling parents.