Weight < worth.

Yesterday was the first time I’ve not felt confident in what feels like my whole life.I have always been-FAIRLY petit.I’ve always been confident with or without my clothes on,I mean you wouldn’t catch me walking round aldi in the noddy like, but I’ve never been ashamed or uncomfortable. There’s so many girls 10x my sizeContinue reading “Weight < worth.”

I’m not sure what in the holy hell is going on- every inch of my body is screaming with exhaustion- I’m shovelling junk food in every thirty seconds to help with stress, Every second of sun reminds me of my pregnancies, swollen cankles, the heartburn and torn apart vag! My children are behaving like animalsContinue reading

I cleaned URINALS.

Around 3 years ago, i had a nearly two year old-I’d not long been made redundant from my hairdressing job of years – on CHRISTMAS EVE. Life was… Well.. Abit scary.I landed a job as a cleaner in a local department store, i LITERALLY scrubbed floors.I got up at the crack of dawn to hooverContinue reading “I cleaned URINALS.”

π—œ π—»π—²π˜ƒπ—²π—Ώ π˜π—΅π—Όπ˜‚π—΄π—΅π˜ 𝗢 π—°π—Όπ˜‚π—Ήπ—± 𝗱𝗼 π˜π—΅π—Άπ˜€. I just wasn’t that ‘A’ grade student – IN ANYTHING.(except on my CV… Sorry, not sorryπŸ˜‚πŸ€“) I finished school, year 11.No ambition to stay on, in fact… No REAL ambition at all.I wasn’t all that good at much? Y’know. Even the things i tried hard at, i wasContinue reading

We are NOT kardashian

you know, for quite some time i assessed every picture i posted. I added filters and even sent them to friends for what would be THE BEST picture to post. My pictures included, full makeup, push up bra and plenty of breathing in. When my 4year old was first born, i kept up these appearances,Continue reading “We are NOT kardashian”

24 7

It’s 24/7It doesn’t matter if you’re poorly, exhausted or have had the day from hell. Parenting doesn’t have a break, you can be at breaking point and your children get a sickness bug and Blam… No rest for you. It doesn’t matter if its your anniversary dinner or your once in a lifetime trip.If theContinue reading “24 7”

The viscous cycle

What is it with kids man…The vicious cycle of hoovering cheerios, blocking my hoover and then having to create a new meal, that WILL be scattered and hidden in my shaggy play room rug (absolutely not a euphemism btw). Only to find the little one eating a 4 day old nugget that got buried inContinue reading “The viscous cycle”

I made it.

Sometimes it’s hard to see how far you’ve come.For me anyway. I’m constantly striving for more and more and it’s like I’ve forgotten that I’ve moved so far, so fast. 4 years ago i was writing little stories about my day and someone said, gosh you should totally blog about this. And i sat andContinue reading “I made it.”

Miracles ✨

Miracles do happen, and its something I’ve been lucky enough to experience so now i believe. But watching them happen over and over again is something that makes my heart sing. My fertility journey was rough, heartbreaking, emotional ,and long winded.I got my happily ever after with my gorgeous babies who annihilated my lady gardenContinue reading “Miracles ✨”

The kid.. And the dick.

The story of the dick – and my kids face…… Ok it’s not QUITE as bad as it sounds. Believe it or not. Still frowned upon. Anyway, I’ve been trying to be a better person recently, seeing all these sea turtles hurt by our rubbish in the sea,and you know just trying to be abitContinue reading “The kid.. And the dick.”