The kid.. And the dick.

The story of the dick – and my kids face…… Ok it’s not QUITE as bad as it sounds. Believe it or not. Still frowned upon. Anyway, I’ve been trying to be a better person recently, seeing all these sea turtles hurt by our rubbish in the sea,and you know just trying to be abitContinue reading “The kid.. And the dick.”

I’ve published a book…

So I wrote and illustrated my own book and I can’t believe I’ve actually done it. ALL ABOUT PREGNANCY an area of expertise for me I feel,purely based on my own experiences anyway haha. It took me a gazillion errors,a lot of stress and all sorts to work out exactly how to format the bookContinue reading “I’ve published a book…”

Kids partys

Recently went to a kids party, which was THANKFULLY in a function room with a bar. I was the first to the bar and I’m happy to admit that tbh, its all well and good pretending you dont need a drink to get through it. But I DID. I REALLY REALLY DID. 25 screaming childrenContinue reading “Kids partys”

Girls, be stronger and be wiser.

After quite an interesting week it’s come to my attention that we still have young and beautiful females chasing and begging shitty arse men.I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that this also goes the other way round and theres absolutely lovely sound guys chasing after dog shit women.SO- im not gonna lie toContinue reading “Girls, be stronger and be wiser.”

Moms at the school gate

Since Oscars started nursery its fair to say that ive heard and learnt plenty about school cliques..and the types of mom at the school gate.. Lets start with the mom whos GOT IT DOWWWWWWNNNN.. Shes walks to school with her 4 older children and toddler everyone is pristine and immaculately dressed, and if you’ve forgotContinue reading “Moms at the school gate”

The day the diet started

For the first time ever.. It wasn’t me who had to look embarrassed and sheepish, it wasn’t me who had to be THAT parent who apologisedLet me set the scene, on one of our ‘let’s go out and spoil our toddler to overcompensate for new baby’ days out to the safari Park, had a wonderfulContinue reading “The day the diet started”

Threenager

So it seems ive got myself a threenager, i thought it was a myth, you know like terrible twos, because realistically terrible twos was a few funny tantrums, the odd copied swearword and nothing a laced coffee couldnt get me through. The Threenage years have got me considering hardcore drugs to get me through breakfastContinue reading “Threenager”

Let me talk you through my fuckiiiiiing day. You know its bad now don’t you.. Now I’ve swore in the first sentence. Right so, let’s start with the fact I’m running on VERY little sleep, not because of my 3 week old, oh no! Because of my 3 YEAR OLD. YOU SEEEEE when Eden firstContinue reading

Dear daddy

Dear daddy, you’re the best daddy in the whole world and i just want you to know. I love when you sit on the floor with me and get out all my toys, then when we playfight and mommy shouts ‘can you please stop that boys?!’ Daddy i love when you twirl me round soContinue reading “Dear daddy”